boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
(via thisboythatgirl)
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
(via healthysoul)
an open letter to yahoo
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
(via healthysoul)
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
Their tears look delectable.
(Source: vimeo.com, via the801010life)
